like your girls insane
Gossip Girl/Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 crossover.
Dan, Chloe. 357 words.
Summary: The next thing he knows he's waking up half-dressed under a coffee table with the big-eyed blonde from the night before staring down at him in disappointment through the glass.
Note: Originally posted here. Pretty much wrote it for the lolz.
Nate is trying to pick up the blonde, the one with the eyes big enough to swallow Manhattan, the one Dan thinks looks exactly like Hazel from high school - but Nate doesn't even remember who Hazel is, so. Dan is watching, amused, as Nate does his thing, all wide charming grins, and then he fingers hook around his collar and spin him around. He looks up.
It's a spectacularly tall girl in a black dress, straight bangs, red lips. "You wanna get crazy in the bathroom?" she asks.
Dan knows it's a bad idea but he's had a lot more whiskey than he ought to and, well, he kind of does.
The girl drags him into the bathroom by his shirt, a full-to-spilling martini in her other hand that she downs and launches at the other girls crowding the bathroom. "I'm having sex in here!" she announces. "You can stay for the show but I'm charging thirty dollars a head." She looks at Dan then, giving him an up and down. "Hell, make it fifty, he's got marketing possibilities."
"Um, I don't –" Dan tries, "I'm not –"
She puts a hand to his mouth to shush him and Dan realizes belatedly she's feeding him some kind of pill. "Don't worry, honey," she says, comfortingly, "I probably won't film it."
Dan looks at her, thinks oh what the hell, and swallows.
The next thing he knows he's waking up half-dressed under a coffee table with the big-eyed blonde from the night before staring down at him in disappointment through the glass.
"You're with Chloe, aren't you," she says, like she's very sorry for him. She has her hair in braids, flannel pajamas, coffee.
Dan's mouth feels like the desert and it takes several tries to get out one word. "Chloe?"
The blonde sighs. Then the tall girl appears at her shoulder with a bright grin and a feather-trimmed robe. She waves at Dan. Dan assumes this is Chloe.
"Isn't he cute?" Chloe says to the blonde, waving at Dan again like he's a puppy in a pet shop window. "I think I'm going to keep him."
Gossip Girl/Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 crossover.
Dan, Chloe. 357 words.
Summary: The next thing he knows he's waking up half-dressed under a coffee table with the big-eyed blonde from the night before staring down at him in disappointment through the glass.
Note: Originally posted here. Pretty much wrote it for the lolz.
Nate is trying to pick up the blonde, the one with the eyes big enough to swallow Manhattan, the one Dan thinks looks exactly like Hazel from high school - but Nate doesn't even remember who Hazel is, so. Dan is watching, amused, as Nate does his thing, all wide charming grins, and then he fingers hook around his collar and spin him around. He looks up.
It's a spectacularly tall girl in a black dress, straight bangs, red lips. "You wanna get crazy in the bathroom?" she asks.
Dan knows it's a bad idea but he's had a lot more whiskey than he ought to and, well, he kind of does.
The girl drags him into the bathroom by his shirt, a full-to-spilling martini in her other hand that she downs and launches at the other girls crowding the bathroom. "I'm having sex in here!" she announces. "You can stay for the show but I'm charging thirty dollars a head." She looks at Dan then, giving him an up and down. "Hell, make it fifty, he's got marketing possibilities."
"Um, I don't –" Dan tries, "I'm not –"
She puts a hand to his mouth to shush him and Dan realizes belatedly she's feeding him some kind of pill. "Don't worry, honey," she says, comfortingly, "I probably won't film it."
Dan looks at her, thinks oh what the hell, and swallows.
The next thing he knows he's waking up half-dressed under a coffee table with the big-eyed blonde from the night before staring down at him in disappointment through the glass.
"You're with Chloe, aren't you," she says, like she's very sorry for him. She has her hair in braids, flannel pajamas, coffee.
Dan's mouth feels like the desert and it takes several tries to get out one word. "Chloe?"
The blonde sighs. Then the tall girl appears at her shoulder with a bright grin and a feather-trimmed robe. She waves at Dan. Dan assumes this is Chloe.
"Isn't he cute?" Chloe says to the blonde, waving at Dan again like he's a puppy in a pet shop window. "I think I'm going to keep him."